Apparently when I bought a few boxes of Clif bars I was lied to about them being healthy, so now I'm eligible for a piece of a $12M class settlement. Except I was under no illusion they were healthy. I bought them because they had certain levels of protein and calories in case the world fell apart.

If I wasn't harmed, my cut of $12M (minus almost $1M in lawyers and admin costs) would be zero, but even if I was distressed about all the lies, I imagine I'd probably only be entitled to about a buck oh-five.