it's not always about the money, Shpiderman. ITS ABOUT THE METS BABY LOVE THE METS
Alt: Kingpin from Spiderman says "it's not always about the money, spiderman". Screen zooms out. Kingpin says "it's about the Mets baby" as a Mets hat appears on his head. Kingpin proceeds with "Love the Mets" as the screen cuts to him in the crowd at Citi Field, the home baseball stadium of the Mets.
fake news. everyone knows the Nintendo Thing ceased to exist when the Sega Object released
(In the NYC baseball world, they're more like the snooty kid and the arsehole bully combined, while the Mets are more like, the average joe anime protagonist that has loyal friends and sees some success every now and then but is broadly the social underdog)
Think of it like a Smash Bros bracket or Pokemon tournament or something. Your fav just got beaten, so you're like "bruh" about the person who beat them- but the person THEY'RE about to play is your most hated character/rival, so you kind of have to root against said rival anyway
Just make sure your tongue is out of the way don't make the mistakes I did
Tfw you don't really want to root for the Dodgers because they just knocked out the Mets, but absolutely have to root for the Dodgers because they're going against the Yankees...
Imagine if, tomorrow, everyone at the Williamsburg Trader Joe's was forced to shop with a full-sized cart. No matter how urgent their trip, or how few groceries they needed, they *had* to take up a cart's worth of floor space. This is our city on cars. 🧵
To be clear, this was referring to the email contents, not your post
Something ominous about it suddenly pausing with just "k." across the entire screen
They might be invertebrates tbh