MZ
Mariana Z
@mariana057.bsky.social
I’m not a comedian, but I joke a lot. I steal the good jokes. Bad jokes are mine. ko-fi.com/mariana057 Resist. NO DMS. cash.app/$Marianaz057
732 followers626 following54 posts
I hate when people say its a quarter till 9pm. Man just say its 8:75pm
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Some of you should walk a mile in my shoes because then you would be a mile away from me and that would be fantastic. Keep the shoes.
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My wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with being a tailor. I said fine, suit yourself.
Some of you should walk a mile in my shoes because then you would be a mile away from me and that would be fantastic. Keep the shoes.
My wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with being a tailor. I said fine, suit yourself.
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I never thought I'd be the kind of person to wake up early and exercise… and I was right.
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Yeah, killing me man. GenPop is my favorite drink right now.
MZ
Mariana Z
@mariana057.bsky.social
I’m not a comedian, but I joke a lot. I steal the good jokes. Bad jokes are mine. ko-fi.com/mariana057 Resist. NO DMS. cash.app/$Marianaz057
732 followers626 following54 posts