a royal rumble that’s just an orgy and ur eliminated if u cum first

Everyone's a winner, really.

But do we get intro music

both feet gotta hit the floor!!!

yet another type of sporting event trans women will be banned from for having a competitive edge

*my music hits at Number 30, big ass grin on my face*

Royal Cumble

jokes on u means i get first dibs on the buffet

Oh I’m winning at this

Coming in like Shawn Michaels at number one

I have prepared my whole life for this