hoisted by my own

Too good

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@utopia-deferred.bsky.social

lightly toasted with my favorite soft cheese is how I plan on ringing in the new year

[while disrobing] “This isn’t your average loaf. From its purple hue to its enticing aroma …”

I’m see what you did there.

Well played; well played

“You stupid fucking forbidden rice batard” has a good ring. I’m saving this colorful insult for later. Thank you Whole Foods

Bastard of a thing

Being hoisted by a batard is what happens when potentially one literally lives on bread and water alone and proceeds to overeat. Can't stop thinking of Mr. Creosote and that wafer thin mint can you?