Life is a beautiful kaleidoscope (of stupidity)
My lived experience is that people are idiots
You matter. But also you energy.
Explaining to my employer that falling asleep at my desk is actually a good thing because I feel safe
A better idea: The Supremes Court. The justices dress up in glamorous gowns and perform the top hits of the pioneering Motown girl group The Supremes. They make absolutely no important decisions that affect our lives. They leave us alone and just vibe.
Gimme Magritte, boys, and free my soul / Ceci n’est pas une rock ‘n’ roll / Green apple face
Hereby committing to be whimsical and delightful through the entire apocalypse
Barenaked Ladies are Fully Clothed Men, and Other Betrayals
What a beautiful time to be alive, people I disagree with are idiots and people I agree with are idiots