Also--and I think this is a fair question because it goes to complete lack of self-awareness--what in the name of Freddy Krueger has Elon Musk done to his face? Nothing on it moves!

As a friend once commented with bemused affection about an actress we adore (and I bet you do too): "It's amazing what she can do with just her voice and the 25 percent of her face that still moves."

When given the choice, I recommend against going to the plastic surgeon who will make it look like they reconstructed you after severe burns