originalists on the Roberts court pointing out that the constitutionally approved way to dispose of the "verminous byrde" was to drown it in tar - but since the world has moved on, crude oil is an acceptable equivalent

as a trillionaire who has hosted six of the justices on my private island, where i screened film biographies of them that i personally commissioned from dinesh d'souza, i have always appreciated the intellectual rigor of my conversations with the chief justice about the history of our great nation