Arsenal Vs Chelsea. No winner or loser, just a fucking big asteroid.

Even un-doctored he doesn't look like an ex-athlete. He looks like he might offer to tarmac my drive

He must be on his fifth wife by now.

He really doesn’t like women.

Her great self belief combined with limited intelligence is very Truss like.

We had a Sodastream briefly (never white bread, butter or ITV) until I experimented with some Merrydown Cider. Which was a waste of Merrydown. Blamed a sister.

I for one am against the middle classification of Hamas.

This is a Nick Knowles joke I don't understand.