He keeps eating my shoes

You do not know the power of the Dark Side

Based on that description, it sounds like you're in Seattle.

Will I lose my clearance if I get picked?

To be clear: Chat GPT is really good at reflecting out institutional biases in its output. It’s so good at this that DEI groups should use the fucking thing to audit those values through training the algorithm on the institution. Unlike human agents, ChatGPT won’t lie about it’s values.

"Logorrhea" is my new favorite word.

I needed to hear this. Thanks.

What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?

youtu.be/7YHrCAQ1Dlg?...

Have you seen Alternative 3? 1970s mockumentary in a similar vein.