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Martha Kelly
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You might know me from stand up, Baskets, Euphoria, or calling people cunts on Twitter. Sorry.
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Heyoh

Tfw you’re a perfect guy standing on a roof
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He close

Barry is extremely close to your face
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i’ve made this point in a column but these laws are basically designed to facilitate the heckler’s veto and empower the most bigoted and reactionary parents at the expense of the teachers and students

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No one ever believes me but I swear to god when you wake up tomorrow it’ll be Thanksgiving and by tomorrow night it’ll be Christmas 2024.

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you know, if you were just a person living on tatooine who didn't know any different, it probably just seemed like luke killed his aunt and uncle and ran away

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The tv said it’s over

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🙂💗

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Fascism isn’t a “diversity of opinion.” It’s a strategy to seize and maintain power by using lies and propaganda to create irrational fears, generally about people from already marginalized groups. That kind of “opinion” has no place in a healthy republic.

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Welp

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Set up a blanket-covered crate so Rosie has a little den to retreat to during fireworks. It’s helped previous July Fourths. Anyway Barry decided to help.

A well-meaning cat pulled a blanket off his dog’s crate.
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Martha Kelly
@marthakelly.bsky.social
You might know me from stand up, Baskets, Euphoria, or calling people cunts on Twitter. Sorry.
1k followers108 following10 posts