There are two jokes from Garfield and Friends that have stuck with me for decades. 1. Wyoming isn't real 2. the sit test...the grosser a food item is to sit on it, the unhealthier it is for you to eat. I will remember these dumb jokes until my deathbed.

I'll always remember Jon needing to kick the habit of chewing his fingernails for a new job, so he listens to a self-help album in his sleep, but Garfield breaks the album, so he puts on other albums, causing Jon to sing pop songs & speak Spanish, which helps until he chew his nails & loses the job.