There's a man going 'round taking names And he decides who gets gifts and candy canes Everybody won't be treated all the same There'll be a red sleigh touching down When the man comes around

Hear the jingle, hear the carol One million tiny elves a working, The old fat man is eating every cookie crumb Some are nice and some are naughty It's Christmas time and Kris Kringle's come

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