This isn't the point of the article, but I can't help notice that the man's marriage fell apart after he bought the Cybertruck. Has a line of cars ever been so entwined with the concept of Divorced Men that it only appeals solely to them, it also creates them?

CNnumb.comfortab.lyJun 1, 2024 2:43am

Cybertruck won't fit in his parking space. Dude wants to return it. Tesla says no takesies-backsies. www.businessinsider.com/cybertruck-o...

Cybertruck owner says he's stuck with a vehicle that's too big for his parking spot, and Tesla won't let him return or resell it

The Tesla owner relocated since pre-ordering the Cybertruck and says the vehicle doesn't properly fit in his new parking lot.

Did his wife take the tape measure in the divorce?

I have no evidence for this, but I'm guessing maybe DeLoreans? Never to this degree, though

I strongly suspect it was falling apart way before the Cybertruck entered the game of his poor life choices

From the world's most divorced man comes the world's first divorced truck. www.businessinsider.com/tesla-sue-cy...

Tesla will sue you for $50,000 if you try to resell your Cybertruck in the first year

Tesla may agree to buy the truck back at the original price minus "$0.25/mile driven" and any damages and repairs.

It's even structured like a horror movie about a cursed object. The couple, in Bali, having a great time. And then he stumbles across the Cybertruck online.

I am aware that this post is missing both a but and a not.

Someone run a Kaplan-Meier on bloated trucks (like the cybertruck) ownership status and time to divorce lol I would love to see the findings lmao

Incel Camino, episode 634

I thought that was a feature of the Incel Camino.