Lucanis would never be on social media. He'd be on YouTube watching videos of people restoring rusty cutlery with no dialogue until four in the morning.

I've never understood Lucanis more than in this moment tbh, 4am and I are old and bitter companions

Can he tell when the rust has been manufactured for content?

hi, vaguely related hard-hitting question more than a day after this convo took place does he have a favourite stove burner

I can't believe you cooked up a guy in a lab just for me. Wow.

Would he also watch that one Japanese dude who makes random stuff like plastic wrap into really sharp knives? 👀