DO NOT DRINK THE TUDOR MILK

Only if it's been opened though

I would only consume it if doing so would teach me Latin.

sorry i'm already chugging it

It was fresh...during the Spanish Inquisition.

#hellfoods

I remember getting an panicked call from my son nine years ago: "Oh my God do you realize that the baby will arrive before the milk I bought today expires?!!!" I have never seen a realer reality check. 😂💕

It's like something out of a Ruth Galloway mystery.

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM

Tudor Milk: Just Say No.

I’m laughing way too hard at this omfg