i would be seduced by a musical lobster

*60yo dad

no joke. I had to help my 60 day amend his car insurance the other day through online text chat. No option to let you call them. He couldn't work it out at all and I'd imagine it's worse for people older than him. My grandparents for example have never even owned a computer

Super Mario Land ('89)

average day in norwich. great painting btw!

your brain on tossed salad and scrambled egg

they probably went and watched public executions and took the easel with them

i wonder if he has lamp oil

they can't have been real locals then! Seriously though, I think it is "officially" "Lemster", but most people add an intrusive "p" for ease of pronunciation

Locals pronounce with a definite "p"