absolutely brutal lmao

😁

Jake is gonna be wiping that dude off his shoes for weeks.

That’s wicked. I’m gonna cross post over on r/clevercomebacks

Microsoft is one of “the” business minded tech firms. It’s so wild that these jagoffs can even pretend the leadership at Microsoft has anything on their minds other than the bottom line. Also if we’re speculating wildly about the “why” at least go with something plausible like headcount cutbacks

"PSQ Holdings, Inc. (PSQH) is a patriotic business marketplace that offers pro-life products and services through its subsidiary EveryLife." hahahahahahahaha

ugh. the perfidious Dutch

CSI needs to investigate a MURDER

Reminding myself to stay on Jake’s good side. Best dropkick of a douchenozzle I’ve seen in some time.