Has anyone written it? Seems the makings of a great writing contest. I will pitch in for the grand prize couch.

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Rather than calling for the death of a specific person, consider making the same point with a Substack devoted to cannibal recipes.

Last time I was in LA i had amazing gas from a burrito station

Sorry. You're right. Hope this is more helpful.

Four more. First one's a self-portrait, this time.

Tell me you don’t understand the appropriate use of the phrase “putting lipstick on a pig” without telling me:

Me too. I stepped out at the two-hour mark to use the loo and missed so much.

Agreed. & A Haunting in Venice is the best of the three, I felt.