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Matthew Mercury
@matthewmercury.bsky.social
electric monk
42 followers35 following88 posts
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I cannot over-emphasize the colossal loser energy of taking a platform where once the biggest stars in the history of popular culture voluntarily posted original content every day because they enjoyed it into a pyramid scheme where the worst dipshits on earth pay to be fake friends with each other.
"I'd like my teeth replaced with gold, a material most commonly known to be softer than teeth," --people throughout history, inexplicably
Ladies Love Bean James
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I want to be murdered in this kitchen, my blood would look good on the marble
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Latchkey at 9 years old meant spaghettiOs out of a can while reading Stephen King novels to pass time.
logan I will make out in the Saints Row kitchen right this moment, don’t test me
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Matthew Mercury
@matthewmercury.bsky.social
electric monk
42 followers35 following88 posts