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Matthew Mercury
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I cannot over-emphasize the colossal loser energy of taking a platform where once the biggest stars in the history of popular culture voluntarily posted original content every day because they enjoyed it into a pyramid scheme where the worst dipshits on earth pay to be fake friends with each other.

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"I'd like my teeth replaced with gold, a material most commonly known to be softer than teeth," --people throughout history, inexplicably

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Word?

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Ladies Love Bean James

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I want to be murdered in this kitchen, my blood would look good on the marble

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Latchkey at 9 years old meant spaghettiOs out of a can while reading Stephen King novels to pass time.

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logan I will make out in the Saints Row kitchen right this moment, don’t test me

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What if we made out in the Saint’s Row kitchen?

Text: Flip update: I spent $15,000 on this kitchen and was pretty sure it would be the highlight of the flip.... It's been on the market for 415 days. What's going on with the market?

Photo: a kitchen with cabinets in lurid purple, countertops and floors in white marble streaked with the same eyeblasting purple
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Matthew Mercury
@matthewmercury.bsky.social
electric monk
42 followers35 following88 posts