Harris Refuses To Hold Six Press Conferences At Once While Juggling Flaming Swords

Meanwhile, at a hipster cafe in upstate New York, NYT has just discovered an outbreak of communism, the diners are sharing the oat milk round and chanting, "Free Food For Palestine!" In haughty voices with shaded accents.

Then she does this and the hed is "Who Wants A Juggling Clown President"