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Matt
@mattyeg.bsky.social
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What could go wrong.

The cue cards trying to help him feign sympathy for shooting survivors.
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Waterboarding their granddaughter for being caught with birth control won’t persuade them. You have to show her disinviting them from Thanksgiving.

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The problem is that this scenario is as appealing to Republicans as it is abhorrent to decent people. They’ll identify with the cops, and be turned on by the fantasy of brutally punishing anyone who transgresses their social norms.

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It's truly a golden age for us here in the "rent a dozen interns to nervously maintain a perimeter so it doesn't fall over on camera" industry.

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These might be the single worst polling numbers McLaughlin has ever recorded for a campaign that was paying him. If you're getting +1 on a McL push poll against "Lyin' Kamela and the Biden Regime feat. Hillary Clinton", you're finished.

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Slate: Elon’s Twitter has a real problem with people posting fake facts for revenue. Also Slate:

Slate’s article about Twitter grifters spreading fake facts for profit served me a ludicrously fake fact as an ad.
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Rollin c̶o̶a̶l̶ $42k of forgiven PPP loans

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R-Flavortown

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"America is the most prosperous country in the world" -- Lee Trevino (Happy Gilmore, 1996)
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Me, arguing a President has unfettered authority to torture the family members of his enemies: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me, about to become the family member of one of his enemies: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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Matt
@mattyeg.bsky.social
23 followers252 following61 posts