🎶Later on, we’ll conspire As we dream by the fire To face unafraid, The robot uprising Walking in a winter wonderland🎶

Every year for more than a decade of Halloweens, my kid has come up with an idea or done a rough sketch and my costume-design-genius wife has delivered the goods. Here’s a THREAD, starting with “one-eyed furry monster.” This one used a repurposed gorilla costume. 🧵

🚨EARLY NOG SZN🚨

Do I buy party mix because I just don’t know how to get ringolos on their own?

Had to explain to my kids that it’s not Cool Ranch Doritos as opposed to Hot Ranch Doritos, but rather Cool Ranch Doritos as opposed to Loser Ranch Doritos.

Thinking of trying this burger I heard about one time in an episode of The Office (US).

Is The Bear the only show on TV that makes you laugh, makes you cry, and makes you make an omelette?

For what it’s worth, reality is still showing me more interesting images than AI.

Really didn’t expect scooters to be this big a part of our lives.