I'm so jealous of how batshit insane rich old white men are allowed to be and huge swaths of people nod and go oh yeah that gibberish is a sign of intellect, let me give this frog space laser guy more money

It has to be a studied sociological phenomenon, right? Just take a few of Elon’s ramblings and randomly attribute it fictional people from different rungs of society. Then ask people to rate how batshit the statement is on a scale of 1-10 and watch the white captain of industry scale the lowest.

Huge swaths of people are rubes and idiots who aspire to nothing more than being tall, rich white men while conveniently overlooking what angry, moronic shitgoblin bullies tall white men are, even before they grift their fortunes.

It’s épater la bourgeoisie but they’ve recasted things so somehow they get to shock people as they will and then complain they’re shocked by the rest of us when it’s convenient.

Let me pay $8 a month so I can properly come to the defence of this billionaire douchebag

it’s fucking maddening just maddening

It's insane. Why can't that see that dude is unwell?

Nevermind that. I’m so jealous of how they can - in the 2-3 weeks per year when they’re not cruising the Seine on a friend’s yacht - engage in the most fascinating hobbies like the falconry and bear-stashing biathlon. Guess ya gotta have something to fill the Epstein Island void in your life.

I’m not as insane as I’d like to be but I’m working on it every day.

We need to 100% support their efforts to colonize the surface of the Sun. Sooner they blast off, the better off the rest of us will be.

This is why my second grade answer to "what do you wanna be when you grow up?" was 'eccentric'. It was pretty clearly the only way to get away with speaking truth as a woman.