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maura quint
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MQmauraquint.bsky.social

just got carded in my 40s and look if I’m under 21 and I look like this just let me have the drink I’ve clearly been though some shit and don’t have long to live

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Ooldohman.bsky.social

The last time I got carded (grey beard and balding), the manager came by and said "He's new. We have an Over 35 button." Could you pass for 35?

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SJsecretjournal.bsky.social

Go to a bar. No card. Drink until you blackout. No problem. Go to the grocery store. Buy $300 worth of groceries and a six-pack of weak-ass beer. Even if you look 102, the three act drama of ID theater is afoot or no sale!!! EVAR.

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Ttimredacted.bsky.social

Just bootlegging for the hospice rager

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JCjcsalterego.bsky.social

still got it

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DKdavidkister.bsky.social

😂

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ASbullgooseparty.bsky.social

I got carded at the store the other day and the clerk apologized and I was doubly offended.

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JMmymateshouse.bsky.social

I still get this, and I’m closer to 50 than 40. 🤯

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YItomtomorrow.bsky.social

I'm 63 and got carded buying beer the other day and just laughed and said "seriously?"

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EGemmagee.bsky.social

It happened to me in the US, at 50!! I said "this is a joke, right?" Turned out it wasn't. 🤣

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Lliam3494.bsky.social

I get upset when they don't ask.... Mind you, they haven't been asking me, except in weird places in Texas and New York, for the last 40 years. 🤣

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maura quint
@mauraquint.bsky.social
@behindyourback on twitter, tax policy and jokes. I hate my haircut. dms open, emails are too: quintmaura @ gmail.com
14.9k followers499 following2.7k posts