Don’t forget about Count Binface! He’s a real candidate running against Rishi Sunak (the current Prime Minister). www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Count Binface: ‘Adele is a creative powerhouse and one-woman GDP boost. Which is why I pledge to nationalise her’

The comedian and candidate for Rishi Sunak’s Yorkshire seat on reintroducing Ceefax and beating the far right

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Genuinely the best manifesto of this election