It's really hard to make me laugh at a podcast ad, but really that was such a perfect branding match

I am also not this old, but also I felt a lot reading that again

They are rearranging EVERYTHING in my grocery store and this is not the mental load I need right now

Oh hey, my tweet is in this @xkcd.comyoutu.be/0EytSWiKrFg

Every time I remember you're at Swarthmore I'm like "hell yeah they are, that's so great" and then I get jealous I don't get to be an undergrad ling major again

I'm reading about the history of <thing> to mean an assembly / parlimentary gathering, and I just really think everyone in Philly should start calling city council meetings <jawns> until it sticks as the official term SEPTA #linguistics folks can you make that happen

That "every university has a single mission and it's Harvard's" line is gold ✨ Well said!

This is the actual dream right here

YES this looks so good

Ahhh these sentences break me. Although I can get the bartender one (!) by adding emphasis that draws it out as a numeral