no one asked for this

"Stay tuned for next week's special report on watching paint dry"

Taking another whack at deleting the old tweets that TFG's team resurrected after I *manually deleted them all* involved actually logging into X and it's wild seeing how many people are still just posting away over there. Not crossposting elsewhere, just tootling away like it's still the old world.

This rabbit hole has now led me to this neat paragraph from the Oct 1912 edition of The Atlantic

"Good morning! I would like a white hat!" "I hardly think so, sir. Good day." Honestly, working here would be a dream job for me.

most people did!

geeky in a good way tho

every one of 'em!

it's a really pleasing way to spend some time today.

sandwiched in between the competing haberdashery ads is what i can say with some certainty is the most boring headline ever written