It makes me angry how many foods black olives have invaded

No matter how many dad reps you have in, nothing prepares you for kids peeing themselves on the way home from events

@jeffreypaternostro.bsky.social that intro absolutely ruled thank you

No one else is brave enough to say it, so I will. Woody harrelson should have played Jed in Night at the Museum instead of Owen Wilson

Finally officially moving over to Bluesky. Twitter is a cesspool, yea, but I really just missed @davidjroth.bsky.social

Been watching succession and I’m in season 4 and I swear the only text I’ve ever seen them send is a dick pic

When I just sang his name it was to the tune of Mr Crowley by ozzy