Why is he looking at you like this?

I'm short, and they're looking slightly up. They must be at least sat down. By their expression, they're looking up from where they're sat with growing discontent with having to listen to all my rock facts.

I tripped and fell and spilled the smoothie that he ordered all over myself

Sneezed and hiccuped at the same time

God, you really drew such a handsome face.

I’m pouring a milk stout into my cereal and he’s grossed out

He saw my order at Taco Bell and is slowly realizing it's not a joke

He saw me eating a peanut butter and cheese sandwich because my taste in food is absolutely unhinged

That's the face a pine marten makes right before he kisses you.

Possibly a bad news.