My favorite American thing is the line for burger King will back up all the way onto the 55 mph freeway

That was (almost) the WhataBurger by me the first few months it opened. Then it was the Caising Canes. Those twin drive thrus really are a good idea. Otherwise, yep, it'd be -exactly- like your description. 🙃

There's not a single thing at Burger King that warrants a line that long hahaha