Wait here we are!

Any more abused pets I need to know about?

A CAT TOO? These pets need a new home STAT!

Is that what happened to all your personal connections?

YOU are a delusional psychotic freak who can't stay away from people on the internet. I feel bad for your dog.

Oh, dear, he's under your care... I'll contact animal services in New York so the poor abused puppy can live a happier life!

A mouth-breather I can stand looking at! Thanks! Hope he has a better home than under your mom's roof. She should kick you out, mouth-breather. You need some time on the streets and away from the internet for some real self-improvement!

And of course I talk out my ass, mouth-breather! How could I ever talk anything but shit to you, mouth-breather?

I'm getting a rise out of you, mouth-breather.

Use a working link, mouth-breather.