the key to my pussy is through my grotesque and deranged sense of humour.

i am a creature of many talents

MUGGER: *pulls knife* Give me your wallet or I’ll fucking kill you ME: …So you’re saying I won’t have to go into work anymore AND I’ll be able to catch up on sleep? MUGGER: *coming in for a hug* Jesus christ, dude

oh, i've definitely been there too. it's like this feeling ok losing yourself and the apathy all rolled into one. i've been better, but this also isn't my first rodeo. trying to take some comfort in that. and thanks, dop. 💜

ohhh binksy, i love you so much. 💜

just letting the bees out of my head. i'm a shitty apiarist.

felt.

allie brosh talking about depression hittin' REAL hard rn

"oh, thank you, that's very socially obligated of you to say"

just having a menty b - catch you on the flipside (hopefully)