garfield hates mondays because that is when jon has to go to work and garfield misses him very much
glad i'm not the only one hahaha. taking a break from the bird app, so i'm fully in sneaky scamp mode.
why does it feel so sneaky to post here? I feel like such a sneaky scamp.
Don't stop at the road, you can rage almost anywhere.
look if you come into my post about eating billionaires to agree with the billionaires I’ll slow roast your ass too
if you dont look like your icon please never post a selfie dont ruin the romanticized version of you ive created in my head
Don’t forget to change your clocks again tonight, and every night, and as often as possible until it’s 3pm on Sunday, December 12, 2027 when I’m waiting for you at this Waffle House and your coffee is still warm.
eat spit, get dicked with the lights on?