Seriously, men who can’t cook: if you want to be laid consistently, get good at it. Women know this play culturally for guys, but it 100% works for women too. Pull the hottie with carbonara.

carbonara is so incredibly fucking easy to make while also being delicious & looking fancy. great call.

I cook better than 99.x% of my peers, & am absolutely not making that up. I also absolutely never got laid from it. One debatable time: it was my birthday, & I think she was eventually going to fuck me anyway. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ But I don't think it was because I made her an excellent dinner.

I can confirm, being AMAB and a lover of cooking, that making a proper meal for someone is a cheat code for getting laid. All genders and persuasions. I've had offers after the first bite.