His barber, Delilah, comes every third Tuesday.

I know you’re not supposed to ask this, but, did you ever kill a customer?

This is way too adult for me

WHOA! IDENTITY DROP

“Wait, gravity warps spacetime?”

I love Luna

“Oh God, what is time?”

Followed. Why on earth would they ban you, miles.

I do follow you don’t I? Did you change accounts