daddy freak the fuck out im not one of the guys

having a child just so there's an excuse to have milk in the house (i am pregnant and my child will be known as milkbeast)

they should make a kroger for jokers a jroger

that's me drinking an energy drink to go to the grocery store to get u guessed it groceries

chess would be so funny if there was fog of war it would be the exact same game just way shittier and annoying to play

3am and i want a disgusting cobb salad immediately alas it is impossible

dr powers (chaotic good) dr flowers (lawful evil)

very funny that cats are born with some fuckin complex about bathrooms

i actually find it very beautiful that joker 2, the movie where they said Joaquin is pretty close to joker maybe hed play a joker version of that scorsese film about the funny fellow, is a bad jukebox musical. i unironically find beauty in this. it plus the context of the firsts release elevates it.

going to be entirely honest 15% seems low