Oh dear God, even NPR is using "slams" in headlines now. Call me old fashioned, but I much prefer terms like "criticizes" and "rebukes." In fact, I haven't seen any slamming going on, just a few whining tweets and grumbling complaints. This epidemic must be stopped - "slams" is getting out of hand.
Mhmm, now add lawyer on top of that and I'm not even certain that certainty certainly exists
"The concept of using 'p**** so wet' as a rhetorical device in a song is neither original nor unique to Plaintiff..." A federal judge dismissed a lawsuit against Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B over their "WAP" and "Thot Shit" lyrics, and the ruling is hilarious.
Travel really expands your cultural understanding. For example, I never really understood the motivation behind the Spanish slang for testicles until I took this picture.
This is hilarious because they sell "BIG ASS ANTS, APHRODISIAC" on the side of the road in Colombia
@amahnke.bsky.social we listened to so much Lore in the past five weeks of driving that my four year old is now saying "I'm Aaron Mahnke" regularly because he thinks it's funny. He says hi, but he's embarrassed about it
Heaven has no rage like love to Barbie turned, nor hell a fury as a Barbie scorned....
The headlamp is what sells that outfit hahaha. And I want that burrito
It's well deserved 🍄✨
Welcome to the unmedicated gang! Some of us are here by choice, others aren't. Then there's those like me, who can't keep it together long enough to make the appropriate appointments and I can't decide if that's 1 or 2, because making decisions involves executive function and I don't have that ✨