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MeGustaCarne
@megustocarne.bsky.social
Updated Resume -
- I make the computers go beep boop -
- I make videos go talkie on the computer -
- I make pictures and words on the computer -
- I make some of the pages on the internet -
144 followers129 following3.2k posts
Prosecutor: Sir, please recount what you witnessed. Witness: *shakily* All around the mulberry bush…*holds back tears* the monkey chased the weasel. P: Take your time. W: The monkey stopped to pull up his sock and *crying now* POP goes the weasel. Defense: OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR PREJUDICIAL!!
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MeGustaCarne
@megustocarne.bsky.social
Updated Resume -
- I make the computers go beep boop -
- I make videos go talkie on the computer -
- I make pictures and words on the computer -
- I make some of the pages on the internet -
144 followers129 following3.2k posts