Hey YouTube, thanks for showing me the crisis hotline, and reassuring me that I'm not alone - like, unambiguously, good job - but I did mean Suicidal Tendencies *the band*.

noticing lately you've been having a lot of problems And you've been going off for no reason And we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody And we're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself So we decided that it would be in your best interest If we put you somewhere where you could get the help that you need