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i hope you get your family out of the silmarillion! rhi ✧ 25 ✧ he/him ✧ tolkien, vampires, gothic horror, danmei
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real

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also couscous. not together though.

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oh have fun!!!

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one of my absolute favourites

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Back cover synopsis reads: At first it sounded like another bat had found its way into the attic, but when Rachel heard what sounded like a centuries-old man struggling to fold himself in half, she. knew something was wrong. She softly ascended the stairs and peeked inside the dusty room to see... DRACULA TRYING TO SUCK HIS OWN DICK The Prince of Darkness was on the ground with his pants around his ankles, defiantly stretching his body to an impossible position only achievable by the undead. He flicked his tongue like a snake until his mouth reached his ghoulish member - that's when he started going crazy on his cursed crotch. 'Oh hell no, Rachel whispered as the sounds of suck were so evil that it melted the paint off a painting of a smiling clown. CANT THIS GUY DO THIS AT HIS HOUSE? But what was Rachel going to do about it? He's freaking Dracula - better he suck his own dick than her blood if that's what he's after. So she went back downstairs and pretended this never happened, until it happened" again... and again. Now once a week Dracula drops in her attic and blows himself insane style for forty-five minutes to an hour. I VANT TO SUCK MY OWN COCK Dracula is undead, so he produces no cum. His foul efforts of obscene self pleasure yield nothing more than a marathon edging that would drive any mortal insane, which is exactly what it's doing to Rachel. Moving out was not an option. If she wants Dracula gone she'll have to drive a stake through his back while the freak has his own penis in his mouth.
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THE STOIC BOUNCER HIMSELF

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mona sighting...

a white teddy bear is sitting on a bed and looking at the camera
a white teddy bear is sitting on a bed and looking at the camera

ALT: a white teddy bear is sitting on a bed and looking at the camera

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i hope you get your family out of the silmarillion! rhi ✧ 25 ✧ he/him ✧ tolkien, vampires, gothic horror, danmei
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