'the octopus is the closest thing to alien intelligence' you know nothing and it makes me sick. cephalopods were the first intelligent life. they saw and knew for hundreds of millions of years before our crunchy 4 legged lizard ancestors even tried wriggling onto dry land. we are the aliens

awwww, isn't that cute? BUT IT'S WRONG

they looked at the shore, said "not for me" and were in that moment smarter than we will ever be