boomer coworker: so how much are you saving for retirement? :) me:

I have Altoids mints, a packet of tissues and a page of coupons for Popeyes chicken for my retirement. Honestly, it wasn't hard at all to set these items aside and if people bought more lattes they could steal a page of coupons from a boomer's newspaper at the coffee shop, too

Just go buy a house in the 90s for $100,000 and pull yourself up by the bootstraps when it's magically worth $1 million a few decades later. Public schools really need to start teaching basic economics to our kids.

Hahaha Rente

What is money? Can you eat it?