if trump didn't die in the shooting and biden doesn't die from covid both within a week of each other that's proof that god exists and also that he is a huge fucking dick who is just messing with you

we could've had a twofer

God is messing with me personally and that’s why I have to kill him

> god ... is a huge fucking dick who is just messing with you This is pretty much the premise of the Book of Job

you would think all that fancy air filtration & medication they use to keep covid at bay (which biden totally ended btw) all us poors can’t afford would prevent him from catching it a 1949385th time lmao

(singing) I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumors…

the next attack will be a sniper rifle loaded with covid

wait does biden have rona now lmao