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Mmelissanarchy.bsky.social

so here are all the possible explanations (that are at least somewhat reasonable): - spiderman tucks while in costume - spiderman wears a tight codpiece - spiderman is a trans guy with minimal bottom growth - spiderman is a cis man who inexplicably got vaginoplasty - dick ripped off by supervillain

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Kthryse.com

He wished the bulge away with the Infinity Gems or Cosmic Cube or something

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Aapinvierno.bsky.social

the spider bite not only gave him the proportional strength of a spider but also a proportionally sized dick of a spider

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Eelloyisanerd.bsky.social

dick void

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Mshinywynaut.bsky.social

🤏

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NDnataliereed84.bsky.social

The only thing I object to is your failure to hyphenate Spider-Man. Also he doesn’t need a vaginanoplasty! Could’ve just been an inexplicable vulvaplasty. Or an inexplicable penectomy and orchiectomy.

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Jthegadget.bsky.social

But consider, spiders have their palpal bulbs on the pedipalps, and spin silk from the base of their abdomen. So really you have to consider: - spiderman's dick was adsorbed after the radioactive spider bite. and that's not really web he's shooting

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Hitsherby.bsky.social

I assumed he wore a cup 24/7 just to keep the danger-sense down.

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BEsaybrie.bsky.social

- dick ripped off by spider - dick ripped off by spiderman

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HHqueenjolene.bsky.social

well it’s not a dance belt, they rather enhance things

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MGwalmsley.bsky.social

aiui spiders don't have penises so an additional possibility is that one of the spider powers he got was transferring sperm via palpal bulbs

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melissa~ (she/her)
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