so here are all the possible explanations (that are at least somewhat reasonable): - spiderman tucks while in costume - spiderman wears a tight codpiece - spiderman is a trans guy with minimal bottom growth - spiderman is a cis man who inexplicably got vaginoplasty - dick ripped off by supervillain
He wished the bulge away with the Infinity Gems or Cosmic Cube or something
the spider bite not only gave him the proportional strength of a spider but also a proportionally sized dick of a spider
dick void
The only thing I object to is your failure to hyphenate Spider-Man. Also he doesn’t need a vaginanoplasty! Could’ve just been an inexplicable vulvaplasty. Or an inexplicable penectomy and orchiectomy.
But consider, spiders have their palpal bulbs on the pedipalps, and spin silk from the base of their abdomen. So really you have to consider: - spiderman's dick was adsorbed after the radioactive spider bite. and that's not really web he's shooting
I assumed he wore a cup 24/7 just to keep the danger-sense down.
- dick ripped off by spider - dick ripped off by spiderman
aiui spiders don't have penises so an additional possibility is that one of the spider powers he got was transferring sperm via palpal bulbs