I can't believe you're crawling down the side of a castle in a lizard-like fashion at a time like this.

The fuck else am I gonna do.

Van der Waals forces can stick you to walls or push up against them. Just sayin...

??? ummm HIPAA?

I won’t be lectured by somebody that got laid the fuck out by some paprika chicken in the first chapter

Some people just lack decorum

Judgmental much?

You're making your solicitor nervous

It's how I begin all my mornings [puzzled look]. It's good for my core.

It's either that or take all those stairs.