Balding Australians use the naurwood scale

Wish I could tell my boss his hairline looks like a blobfish out of water without getting fired

Her: you must be a horse-headed gem set jade-hilted dagger (khanjar) with scabbard if you think we fuckin Me:

No girl could hurt me the way Battleborns failure did

uppies

when i was away i made this illustration of marool, a creature from scottish folklore who looks like a many eyed anglerfish who sank ships

yves coomer

at what point is it the time for the second energy drink buff today