Fucking hell I don't want to today. Feel like fucking Garfield.

I feel really bad for the folks in Asheville, but I think people underestimate how many floods happen in mountain towns that are beside rivers. It's horrible, but it's not unthinkable.

Is... Is this satire? I used to be able to tell...

Thank you National Weather Service, but 100 isn't excessive heat in Vegas. It's simply Saturday.

I'm trying, but it's so hard to let go. 13 years working on help desks didn't improve my acceptance of fools.

I can't fucking stand them. He's a FUCKING CON MAN and his supporters are either his minions or they are his marks. or fucking both, but they are being stupid with INTENT. I can't stand it.

Living in a world with MAGAts is a living hell. I've written and deleted so many rants online, I've had to calm myself when driving, my wife is always telling me to not get loud when I see them. 🧵

I hate him so much. I hate his supporters. I just want to commit violence when I see those fucking idiots. Like, I've always become enraged at intentional stupidity. I'm a really calm person till I'm not, I guess it's the hair, and when something sets me off I'm a berserker. 🧵

This fucking campaign ad is in my mail today. It's congratulating his economic plan. Look at the fucking date. His economic plan was to cause a worldwide pandemic that caused lock down that made it so no one was driving and the prices dropped due to lack of demand? FUCKING SERIOUSLY‽

It's the correct word tho. Checking that is like telling Australians the word isn't "noer" or my Gramma that the word isn't "warsh"