What I’ve been up to lately

today at work i got to put on a costume and hang out in the mall during the Burton Ball taking pictures with people to raise money for children’s hospitals and I had a great time being Bob

I photoshop a cowboy hat onto Hangman Adam Page every day until I forget: Day 16

he gon get u

ok it was fun but we close in 20 minutes these people need to leave

80s bar is live tonight

oh damn the DJ is playing the No Se Va club mix at 11? sheeeesh

the bar is wild as all hell tonight, hallelujer i suppose

BARKBARKBARKBARK

working at Spirit Halloween is deeply unserious bc it has you doing shit like hunting down a customer to say “yeah hey boss i found more inflatable dick costumes in the back, you want that or to stick with the condom costume?”