Logging on to work but all I really want to do is walk the dog and then watch both Top Gun films, back-to-back.

The instagram algo has decided to show me nothing but capybaras and I’m not mad about it.

That's just about the perfect way to describe it

Unsure of the correct form of address for the mint chocolate orange

Haha exactly

To be totally fair to the adult converts while they are clearly the worst catholics they are usually the only ones in the room who understand that Immaculate Conception is not the virgin birth.

The last time I spent any significant time in Dublin the whole place seemed mad for burritos.

Tried my earplugs in the supermarket and holy crap what a game-changer.

As ever, the Limmy ‘Kabul’ sketch is your point of reference here. Also an obscure paragraph in The Crow Road where he’s watching BBC coverage of the gulf war.

There was a similar battle over the way to say Kyiv which seemed to have largely been won by the Keev faction but a new faction have emerged that I can’t even represent phonetically.